I Should be Doing Homework....

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disenchantedwhore:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~
fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

Abusing/neglecting your dog because you’re scared of hurting animals. Oh the irony.

disenchantedwhore:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

I once met a vegan dog. It was unhealthiest looking animal I have ever seen.

Abusing/neglecting your dog because you’re scared of hurting animals. Oh the irony.

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paisleypoo:

why are people so scared of communism 

what is so scary about an ideology which advocated full equality in race, gender, sexuality and the abolishment of class divides. 

why are people protecting capitalism

something that is scary, a system which continuously alienates workers, elevates the ruling class, protects those with money and shits on those with no money. 

How can you dislike a Bolshevism, as soon as Lenin came into power he legalised abortion, legalised homosexuality, gave women free childcare, gave women the vote, distributed the land and abolished the bourgeoisie

Fuck liberals protecting capitalism, its getting to the stage where the world is faltering. It is literally choose communism sooner rather than later or face annihilation or lives barely worth living under this repressive regime.  

Choose the revolution. 

Find one example of communism that works/worked. Yeah, thought so. China and Venezuala are communist countries and they are both going to shit.

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raideo asked: I am appreciative of this snug fest on my dash. All the best kind of snugs, a salty, a noot, a snake, a bleb... Pshh. Envious.

raideo:

saltysalmonella:

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there is nothing here to covet

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baaphomett:

kuwartzu:

baaphomett:

[snip snop]

  • Genderspecial: All of the above. These genders are made by a girl who’s bored of being a normal cis girl and therefore wants everyone to feed in on her delusion that she’s a speshul beutiful snowflake and different in the name of fake progressiveness.

And with this post, actual trans people and people who actually give a rats ass about reality weep. Serioulsy, this is just as bad as those made-up bun/buns/bunself pronouns…

i have not been back for more than a few hours and Now i get the misgendering, ableist comment 0: this is rad what excellent timing 

for the record, i Do use made-up pronouns! my preferred set is ram/ram/rams/rams/ramself :3 

i also love the reference to “real” trans people? are they people, like me, who feel that their gender assigned to them at birth isn’t the one that fits them? are they people, like me, who find that their body is a source of discomfort for them? are they people, like me, who take hormones to change their body? are they people, like me, who have had grs? 

or are they people, like you, who are assholes and feel the need to invalidate other people’s identities because they’re insecure with their own? 

I’m not even going to say I’m sorry, but there is no fucking way I can respect a person that has completely abandoned reality and is indulging in their own fantasy bubble so much to the point of their made-up otherkin identity and their made-up otherkin pronouns are seen as valid in that persons head.

And I am going to respect you even less [if possible] as a person as I would /NEVER/ call anyone “it”. It is something you call things. That’s something you use about disposable tissues.

I’m just looking at the screen and a person my age is seriously asking to use anim/animal/animalself pronouns. It could be understandable if you were 14, but you are 20!?

Also, I don’t think you know what the word “ableism” means. Stop using words you don’t know the meaning of.

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baaphomett:

i’ve done a lot of thinking about identity and terms for gender. out of my own desperation to come up with something that isn’t necessarily agender but something that isn’t just partly boy or girl

so, under the cut is a list of nonbinary terms i came up with over the course of a very long day consisting of three plane rides. feel free to add, expand, and modify this list as you see fit, and please pass this along!

gender identities that i came up with and liked: 

  • exgender/egender: agender is like saying e) none of the above for gender, but exgender/egender is like refusing to answer the question, crossing out the words, or eating the paper the question is written on. exgender/egender is an outright refusal to accept or identify in, on, or around the current gender hierarchy. 
  • xenogender: a gender that cannot be contained by human understandings of gender; more concerned with crafting other methods of gender categorization and hierarchy such as those relating to animals, plants, or other creatures/things
  • micro- and macrogender: small and large feelings of gender that are not identifiable within social gender categories. 
  • resgender: a gender that can be summed up as an unidentifiable, nondescript thing but manifests in hundreds of different genders that could be recognized and function as “girl” and /or”boy” but is entirely dependent on the context; based on the latin word “res”) 
  • ungender: not without but a negative; an unboy would be the negative of a boy and an ungirl would be the negative of a girl
  • intergender: fills in the spaces between genders; not without or none but the gender in the middle (note: this term existed before me, but this is a new definition, as far as i’m aware. also, it has been pointed out to me, so far only by dyadic people, that this term may be used for only intersex people. if you have any information regarding this, please let me know so i can have the correct information.)
  • subgender: under the threshold for having a gender; subboy and subgirl are close but not quite boy and girl; subgender could also be an umbrella term for identities that distance themselves away from the current dichotomy but do not fully separate from it
  • super- and supragender: above the threshold for having a gender/having a gender that exceeds above and including a gender; supraboy would include and extend beyond boy and supragirl would include and extend beyond girl 
  • pre- and postgender: before and after a gender; preboy would be moving to identify as a boy but has yet to fully embrace the term and pregirl would be moving to identify as a girl but has yet to fully embrace the term; postboy would have moved on from identifying as a boy but still has gendered ties to identifying as a boy and postgirl would have moved on from identifying as a girl but still has gendered ties to identifying as a girl
  • necrogender: a gender that used to exist but is now dead
  • grey- and graygender: a gender that cannot be pinpointed/identified as any one thing. like graysexual, somewhere between sexual and asexual, grey- and graygender are somewhere between agender and ___gender. coined here
  • gendervoid: a gender consisting of the void
  • gendernull: a gender like gendervoid but without the void
  • preterbinary: beyond the the gender binary/spectrum of male and female 
  • praegender: an anonymous person has given me an in-the-works definition for this term
  • ambigender: experiencing two genders simultaneously and without fluidity or shifting

honorable mentions for words i came up with but could not define: 

  • pengender/paengender
  • singender/sinegender
  • obgender
  • altergender
  • egogender
  • gendernegative and genderpositive
  • extragender
  • disgender
  • undergender

acknowledgements: 

  • many of these definitions acknowledge the existence of gender and sex institutions in our culture. as an american who speaks only english, i do not know how these definitions may travel or translate across cultures and languages. i do not think these are less valid; seeing other people create words for themselves that fit better than what was offered to them inspired me to do the same. i hope that other people contribute to this list if they have a word for their gender that plays with language. 
  • if you have seen/used alternate definitions for these words, please let me know!! i’ll be happy to update this list as often as i get people saying they’ve seen stuff
  • if i’m coming up with things that already exist and are poc-specific or otherwise not okay for everyone to use, please let me know! as far as i know, i have not seen these terms in use, but if they are i’ll be happy to either remove them or modify them to mark that. 
  • also, as a small thing, even if these don’t fit you, please reblog it and pass it along. i know i spent a huge long time agonizing over gender identities, and it took me a long time to come up with exgender/egender, an identity i personally feel really okay with right now. if someone happens to see this and finds a word that it fits, i’d be really glad. 
  • Genderspecial: All of the above. These genders are made by a girl who’s bored of being a normal cis girl and therefore wants everyone to feed in on her delusion that she’s a speshul beutiful snowflake and different in the name of fake progressiveness.

And with this post, actual trans people and people who actually give a rats ass about reality weep. Serioulsy, this is just as bad as those made-up bun/buns/bunself pronouns…

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"I hate how box-office failures are blamed on an actress, yet I don’t see a box-office failure blamed on men."

Oh please.
Ben Affleck, Ryan Renolds, Tommy Wiseau, Nick Cage, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Cera, Clive Owen, John Travolta and Mike Meyers are all great examples of this happening. 

And those are just what comes from recent memories.
I will remind people that Mike Meyers was (luckily) partially at fault for the fact that no more live-action Dr. Seuss movies will be produced.

"I hate how box-office failures are blamed on an actress, yet I don’t see a box-office failure blamed on men."

Oh please.

Ben Affleck, Ryan Renolds, Tommy Wiseau, Nick Cage, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Cera, Clive Owen, John Travolta and Mike Meyers are all great examples of this happening.

And those are just what comes from recent memories.

I will remind people that Mike Meyers was (luckily) partially at fault for the fact that no more live-action Dr. Seuss movies will be produced.

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starry-dawn:

lolman9000:

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

#this is like a gilded invitation to be punched in the face holy crap

no one tells grandpa what to do

this reminds me of the card that one of mt coworkers got that literally said “please call me an asshole” in this script text and she was like uhh

This was all I could think of.

starry-dawn:

lolman9000:

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

no one tells grandpa what to do

this reminds me of the card that one of mt coworkers got that literally said “please call me an asshole” in this script text and she was like uhh

This was all I could think of.